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Second Draft is Just in CaseSalutations, Advanced Placement Latin Board Members:   
With your assistance, I have discovered the miraculous realm of irony. I truly admire your voluminous knowledge in all matters concerning The Aeneid. Strangely enough, this expertise does not extend beyond the Latin world. You demand precision of the highest caliber in translating text from Latin to English. This stringency, I completely understand--after all, the difference between "sleep" and "sleeps," "having seized" and "having been seized," "walls of Troy" and "Trojan walls," and "shouted" and "was shouting" is paramount, and undoubtedly must be treated with much discernme Second Draft is Just in Case
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Train B CollisionFrom point A to point D I find some  Convoluted route, staggering sideways  Misjudging vital landmarks thus bumping  Into corner, wall, bench, door  Shoulder.  If I breathe quietly enough perhaps the  Words will not jostle about so vehemently  To arrive at their respective destinations.   
I could throttle time by breaching into space  Ever so slightly interrupting visual contact  While seconds extrude, I habitually examine  
The art of side profile.  When two surveillances momentarily converge  Time reciprocates by instigating   
Inevitable pulse rate increase. Train B Collision
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Me, Too
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Narration Through IridescenceDeath opens his eyes to soft hues and earth tones that embrace him, promising eternal protection from scorching heat. When he blinks, he shifts from browns to greens to violets. He discovers how to peel away layers of black to reduce them to a warm grey, and that piling blue transforms them into midnight. Death shuts his eyes from vibrant colors - vivid sparks that flit and flicker, constantly evading scrutiny as if hoarding a secret. He wonders what that secret is but doesn’t inquire because he prefers a steady flame to scintillation. When he tires of retreating, he learns to watch them flutter frantically, pulsing to some silent, relen Narration Through Iridescence
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Mint Altoids

Sun Dec 6, 2009, 3:04 PM
Unwary students sell their souls when they sign a contract to take Latin in 8th grade.
Demons purchase souls.
DMf purchased the students' souls.
DMF is a demon.
Mephistopheles is a demon who gave Dr. Faustus full disclaimers before Faust decided to sell his soul.
Latin students got no such disclaimers.
DMF is not Mephistopheles.
Beelzebub is a demon who is also Lucifer's lover.
DMF is not Beelzebub.
Pazuzu is a demon. I like the name.
DMF is Pazuzu.
Demons live in Hell.
DMf dwells in the Latin classroom.
The Latin classroom is Hell.
DMF does not give Latin students candy.
DMF only has mint Altoids.
Therefore, there is no candy in Hell, only mint Altoids.

I looked at my calender for the first time today and found that exams are next week. Fancy that. The Latin exam will be bad. The Physics exam will be bad. What do you know, I can experience both on the same day for double the fun.

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  • Interests: Circumventing buildings.
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  • Tools of the Trade: Stainless steel mechanical pencil.

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~Comet-Express May 21, 2009, 5:50:53 PM
Get on IM. Need to talk to you.
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~PuSijie May 20, 2009, 6:08:00 PM
Did you not want me to find your DA because you'd written something bad about me here? >.>;
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~demolished-piano May 20, 2009, 6:21:04 PM
Lol, I never wrote anything bad about you on here. I wouldn't, anyway. You're too cool. xD

--
Like the Sphinx knows silence
And the Pyramids know time
Like Sisyphus knew regret
As he thought about his crime

O'Neill
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~PuSijie May 20, 2009, 6:56:42 PM
More like...too boring and not worthy of being written about.
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~demolished-piano May 20, 2009, 7:12:25 PM
Pft, not true. Now stop putting yourself down or else I'll have to give you another speech on how to boost your self esteem. ^.^

--
Like the Sphinx knows silence
And the Pyramids know time
Like Sisyphus knew regret
As he thought about his crime

O'Neill
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~PuSijie May 20, 2009, 7:13:55 PM
But how can I believe in myself when you chose Kibichu over me? T_T
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