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Mint Altoids

Sun Dec 6, 2009, 3:04 PM
Unwary students sell their souls when they sign a contract to take Latin in 8th grade.
Demons purchase souls.
DMf purchased the students' souls.
DMF is a demon.
Mephistopheles is a demon who gave Dr. Faustus full disclaimers before Faust decided to sell his soul.
Latin students got no such disclaimers.
DMF is not Mephistopheles.
Beelzebub is a demon who is also Lucifer's lover.
DMF is not Beelzebub.
Pazuzu is a demon. I like the name.
DMF is Pazuzu.
Demons live in Hell.
DMf dwells in the Latin classroom.
The Latin classroom is Hell.
DMF does not give Latin students candy.
DMF only has mint Altoids.
Therefore, there is no candy in Hell, only mint Altoids.

I looked at my calender for the first time today and found that exams are next week. Fancy that. The Latin exam will be bad. The Physics exam will be bad. What do you know, I can experience both on the same day for double the fun.

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:iconcomet-express:
Get on IM. Need to talk to you.
:iconpusijie:
Did you not want me to find your DA because you'd written something bad about me here? >.>;
:icondemolished-piano:
Lol, I never wrote anything bad about you on here. I wouldn't, anyway. You're too cool. xD

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Like the Sphinx knows silence
And the Pyramids know time
Like Sisyphus knew regret
As he thought about his crime

O'Neill
:iconpusijie:
More like...too boring and not worthy of being written about.
:icondemolished-piano:
Pft, not true. Now stop putting yourself down or else I'll have to give you another speech on how to boost your self esteem. ^.^

--
Like the Sphinx knows silence
And the Pyramids know time
Like Sisyphus knew regret
As he thought about his crime

O'Neill
:iconpusijie:
But how can I believe in myself when you chose Kibichu over me? T_T

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